I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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