Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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