Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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