only if we run a train.
done.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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