A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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