i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I got inside last night via doggy door
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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