So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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