hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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