i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Do vagina's smell?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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