I only kidnapped one of them. chill
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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