You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I yelled at your uterus for you.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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