Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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