he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
