I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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