A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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