i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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