I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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