i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
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