So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Randomize
