you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
We talked him into tasing himself.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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