yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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