after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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