Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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