I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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