Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
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