I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She said her name was "party"
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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