I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
When did angry sex become our thing?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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