3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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