Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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