its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Please don't give away my fajitas
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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