Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I did not marry a roomba.
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