So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
