Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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