She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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