What a fucking waste of an outfit
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
