Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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