He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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