problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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