She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
sex in a hospital.. check
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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