My boss' voice literally gives me gas
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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