I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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