One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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