Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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