You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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