question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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