so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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