Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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