He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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