Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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