People with herpes should wear stickers.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
And then my night got REAL pukey
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize