How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
We were destined to go to rehab together
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
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