I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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