69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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