no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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