have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I am spending my child support on dildos
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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