lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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