I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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