Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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